general-feepital submitted this
"So one day Coach was just minding his own business, took a nap, so far so good. When he woke up…SOMETHING happened. For some inexplicable reason, not only had his genitals grown to obscene sizes, but someone had painted his balls like baseballs and slipped a baseball bat fleshlight over his erection.
Coach was completely confused by this turn of events - who managed to do all this without him noticing? Discord? An alicorn? Some magical derp who knows embarrassing things about Coach? We may never know.
So, yeah, Coach with a very “sporty” addition - not entirely sure how he’ll react from this point. Either it’ll be panic, swearing, or lots and lots of sexuality. Ought to be entertaining whatever happens!”
Submitted to my mod blog, but posting it here for obvious reasons
I was honestly not expecting that XD